…but I just came home and thought, “I just wanna get smashed.”
I’m sad, so instead of doing my homework I’m just looking at her Tumblr. It’s making me feel better. Soo sooo many attractive people. Then I go and look at pictures of her online, and I think why did I ever leave her? She is absolute perfection. Then I pretend we are together, and I smile with my…
Thirsty Thursday was festive this week because it smelled and kind of tasted like Christmas. When it comes to gin, if it’s not Bombay, I’m not interested. So I was not interested in the Douglas-fir-tree-flavored concoctions being poured up.
That one really cute girl said the following: “I wasn’t aware that you had become a middle-aged housewife. I’m pretty sure those are the only people who drink gin.”
SMH at my own self
The Taylor Gang drinks Gin
Last night at the concert, i looked behind me, and there was a girl eating a fucking lemon.
